Sometimes I think about getting a nose piercing but I don’t want to ruin my plain-church-girl-from-next-door look I do sometimes. People’s initial perception of me is so lulz and there are days I want to maintain this innocent image
Makeup is amazing because I can go from boring 12-year-old girl
To cute pinup girl
To Morticia Addams
you are one hella rad lady
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
Thank god for lazy secretaries. I was waiting for like ten minutes at the printer and it was like 10 minutes after submission time. The lady was like oh I cba to time it’s fine.
I had to redo the whole stats this morning and just do everything again pretty stoked I managed to finish although it’s probably so shit
I was like hella horny just now and told my new boything I reconsidered his proposition and I’d get with him despite his friend and so to come round. How is it when we’re kissing your mouth is on my chin. Why is my chin wet after. There’s no need for me to be wiping my face every 5 seconds. Fuck. He wasn’t very endowed either but that doesn’t bother me really, but he couldn’t bloody get it up and was all oh I’m too drunk. Like man you just wasted both our time ffs. I haven’t got laid in ages (a month) I was so excited for this. Then he was all ‘I love this situation, I’ve never had a friend with benefits before’. Didn’t know he was a casual virgin, dangerous. Idk whether to give him another chance when he’s not drunk or just give up on him because really it sucked. Even the stuff we did do was awful and I cba to teach. I mean everyone has their preferences and styles, maybe some people like to be slobbered on but I am not about that life. My pheleah experience will forever be tainted with this, what an awful time to listen to this album.
I have this data from a project on a board in my room and I don’t really need it anymore but I just keep it because i find people’s interpretations of it interesting.
One person asked if it was a chunder chart, someone else thought it was a record of all the people who had pissed me off that week and one of my friends first reaction was just ‘excuse me where’s my name’.I just find it interesting that most people interpret it as being personal to me.
These next 2 weeks are going to be pretty stressful, I have deadlines, exams I haven’t prepared for, a competition to present in, and I have to sort out a lot of travelling and house stuff and I have no idea how I’m going to do some of it. I think I’m going to have to bail on the competition thing (that’s for the homeless project). I really don’t want to but I genuinely don’t think I can do everything. It sucks though because I’ve bailed so much recently and I don’t want it to be like I’m not fully invested I just literally don’t have time. And it kind of has to be the thing I sacrifice because it’s the only thing I can walk away from and still have it function properly because there are competent people behind it. I have a thing where I’m really bothered about not letting people down, like it bothers me so much. Oh well I guess.
Yesterday was pretty cool I went out after work with people from work and some customers. Somehow from behind the bar I managed to become friends with them and I always give them half price stuff and yeah we went out and it was co0o0o0o0ol. My manager then was like ‘lel mica lets go get stoned’.
NASA helped invent cordless power tools. Why? Why would NASA be interested in home improvement? Well, they weren’t. What they wanted was a way for their astronauts to dig on the surface of the moon. For science and stuff. Back in those days power tools needed a lot more energy and no one had figured out how to make batteries big or efficient enough. But NASA wanted its moon dust, and by george it was goingt to get it. They teamed up with Black & Decker and soon had a battery that worked. Not only did it make tools safer and smaller, they paved the way for other battery-based tech, like ipods and cell phones.
Mugs like this are so annoying. Why is the handle so small. You can just about fit one crooked finger through there. Why would i want all that weight on one finger. Why does this mug want to injure. The only thing I will be pausing to do when I see this mug is to judge it harshly. It is such a nice mug too. Shame. It didn’t deserve this.
Guys for like the past 2 months I’ve been trying to find this song. You don’t even know how happy I am. This song always comes on at like indie clubs and every time I get so excited and happy but I’ve never been able to hear what he was saying or anything so I never knew any lyrics. I’ve been sending voicenotes to people for like 2 weeks of me humming the chorus and putting it in song search engines and just skgjsdghsdhsdg. I hummed it again to my friend today and somehow he got some kind of lyric out of it and I’m so happy right now.
Now that I can hear what he’s saying it makes it even more perfect, because the way I act when this song comes on is basically what he’s describing. I go and find someone to dance and jump around with and act like there’s no tomorrow. Like literally when I go out it’s pretty much just to dance and I’m like let me find somewhere to put my coat and move to the daaaaaancefloooooor
Basically this blog is about times where I almost derp, and then stop myself. Stay tuned for more near derp experiences.
My friend is trying to make me feel guilty about taking hot selfies.
He said it’s like when your favourite band goes mainstream.
I believed him for a bit, and was like amagad must take down this is not a good representation of me I don’t wanna be a sell outtttt
then I was like lol wait so that means I’m hot underground and in the mainstream? Score. They’re probably the nicest pics of my face that I have and I’m not smiling. Go figure.
So this morning I was really stressed and had a mini break down of sorts and I started crying and was just in the dark in my room like ‘amagad I should just not life’. This lasted for like 5 minutes before I said to myself ‘are you an actual person or are you a mug?’ And I like forced myself to get up and the first step was opening the curtains and I forced myself to the shower. Then I somehow was like ‘get the fuck up and take control of your life’ and I managed to solve a lot of the problems I was drowning under. This day has been like a rollercoaster of things and just ugh.